I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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