I look better un-naked...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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