What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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