I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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