You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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