I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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