I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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