Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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