Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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