They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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