you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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