Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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