What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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