bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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