a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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