It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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