moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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