Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This girl is more easily done than said...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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