I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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