Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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