dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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