Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I've blown a few things in my day
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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