It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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