you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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