you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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