Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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