When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
