I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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