first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
How does it feel to date your dad?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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