Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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