well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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