your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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