Nicole vs. Life
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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