are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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