I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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