Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
NoShamevember. You game?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
