He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Only a mothe r could love this liver
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This baby is an asshole
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Still dying that you shit outside
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
