Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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