i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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