You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize