so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I had to cum in my sink.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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