So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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go home
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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