i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
