shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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