Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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