I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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