there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My sheets look like a crime scene.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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