Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
