Just mADE A PArabola og urine
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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