I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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