just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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