Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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