I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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