i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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