just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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