dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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