IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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